Pizza Girl part two
Price: 8.00
(Undisclosed)
Revenge is a dish best served brass monkeys, unlike pizza. So, the next time I see Eric, I use my Pizzagirl power to step on the pedals and catch up with him. I silently approach from behind, and blast him with my compressed air powered horn, sounding at 130 decibels just like a 56 ton 18 wheel truck mere inches behind him. He was suitably startled, swerved, wobbled, wobbled some more and went down, making a very satisfactory scrunching sound as he hit the deck. "Good morning, Eric," I called out merrily as I sailed past. Karma soon caught up with me - it started raining. Cats and dogs. So I reacted the way I always do - I got wet. But the pizza was safely tucked away in my insulated pannier, and I was able to deliver it, still hot. I stood there looking like a drowned kitten while the customer fetched some bread, which wetness I believe contributed to the handsome tip he gave me. Another contribution might have been the way that my wet shirt clung to my thrupenny bits. I'll take whatever I can get, except getting stiffed.
Revenge dish brass monkeys pizza Eric Pizzagirl power pedals compressed air horn decibels truck startled swerved wobbled scrunching sound Karma raining wet insulated pannier hot drowned kitten customer bread handsome tip wet shirt thrupenny bits stiffed
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Pizza Girl part two
Price: 5.00
(Undisclosed)
Revenge is a dish best served brass monkeys, unlike pizza. So, the next time I see Eric, I use my Pizzagirl power to step on the pedals and catch up with him. I silently approach from behind, and blast him with my compressed air powered horn, sounding at 130 decibels just like a 56 ton 18 wheel truck mere inches behind him. He was suitably startled, swerved, wobbled, wobbled some more and went down, making a very satisfactory scrunching sound as he hit the deck. "Good morning, Eric," I called out merrily as I sailed past. Karma soon caught up with me - it started raining. Cats and dogs. So I reacted the way I always do - I got wet. But the pizza was safely tucked away in my insulated pannier, and I was able to deliver it, still hot. I stood there looking like a drowned kitten while the customer fetched some bread, which wetness I believe contributed to the handsome tip he gave me. Another contribution might have been the way that my wet shirt clung to my thrupenny bits. I'll take whatever I can get, except getting stiffed.
revenge dish served brass monkeys pizza Eric Pizzagirl power step pedals catch up silently approach blast compressed air powered horn 130 decibels 56 ton 18 wheel truck suitably startled swerved wobbled went down scrunching sound good morning merrily sailed past Karma raining cats and dogs reacted wet pizza safely tucked away insulated pannier deliver hot stood drowned kitten customer fetched bread wetness contributed handsome tip wet shirt clung thrupenny bits stiffed
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In Search Of A Goddess (Parts 4 & 5)
Price: 6.00
(Story: SeldomLasts, Artwork: Jupiter 1)
Our quest continues, as Alyssa and Ryan race to find the secrets of The Amazons Of Athena, in the hopes of giving her an escape from this murderous (and potentially lethal) curse; while teenage Amazon Lauren has selfish agendas of her own, and newfound ally Koyla could hold the keys to their overall journey! Of course, Jupiter I lends his Amazing artistic talents on this continuing tale by SeldomLasts!
quest Alyssa Ryan secrets Amazons of Athena escape murderous lethal curse teenage Amazon Lauren selfish agendas newfound ally Koyla keys overall journey Jupiter I Amazing artistic talents continuing tale SeldomLasts
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Dezy Desire - Car Keys Or Crushed
Price: 6.00
(Artist: Dezy Desire)
Dezy is sexily dressed for a night of partying with her girlfriends, all she needs are the keys to her big brother's car - though the sluggish, lazy male refuses, giving her attitude and denying her request! After a few more polite asks, Dezy decides to change her request to a Demand, as she uses her lightning speed, superior strength and amazing fighting skills to show him that even though he's older, it's She that's in charge here! This is definitely one woman you don't want to deny, though her forceful handling of him is sprinkled with loving words and playful antics that only an Amazonian little sister could provide!
Dezy sexily dressed night partying girlfriends keys big brother's car slobbish lazy male refuses attitude denying request polite asks change Demand lightning speed superior strength amazing fighting skills older in charge woman deny forceful handling sprinkled loving words playful antics Amazonian little sister
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